Wilson Trumble woke up with a wonderfully silly idea. After a moment of contemplation, he made his decision and rolled out of bed. He made his way to the kitchen, where he greeted Gertie with a pat on the head. He thought a brief moment before a smile spread across his face.
"There once was a shih-tzu named Gertie Who sometimes got awfully dirty. When she rolled in some poo, All the folks said, 'P.U.! That dog doesn't smell very purty!'" |
"Woof! Woof!" Gertie replied, licking Wilson's hand before bounding into the kitchen. Her toenails clicked at a fast pace until she slid to a stop and sat beside her empty food dish looking expectantly at her master.
Finally, having fed the dog some canned food and himself a toaster pastry, Wilson made his way outside to greet the morning.
"There once was a sunshiny day That caused Wilson Trumble to say, 'Though I must go to work As a poor mailroom clerk, I will lim'rick my troubles away!'" |