My dad said if there were a prize for procrastination, I would win it.
"What's procrastination?" I asked. "It sounds like a disease."
"No," my dad said. "Procrastination is when people put off doing things they know they should do. Everything can be done later, according to procrastinators."
"Do I really put things off that much?" I asked him.
"Sit down and write a list of the things you started but have not finished yet. You will see."